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Let me get this straight, you have glasses with rejected lenses from the Hubble mounted in sexless nurse Ratchet frames, a hairdo from the 10s, the 1910s, trucker hands, and skin so pale astronauts reported being able to spot you in the Earth's shadow from the ISS, and you think we are going to mention your nose? No, your nose is fine.
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30 votes, 18 comments. 26K subscribers in the insults community. Insults. Plain and simple, you cum gargling fuckwit.
Twork said, "...got the long-nose like Pocahontas." Not a jab at anyone, but a fire nose bar. Goodz had a ventriloquist-kinda round vs. X-Factor about, "Oooo... I hate his fuckin nose!" I KNOW somebody has said something about facing Swave Sevah "like a double-barrel shotgun." I KNOW I've heard somebody say something about having a "Pippen-nose".
He sees from the opposite side of the dance floor a girl with a large nose. Seeing that she is also without a dance partner, he makes his move. He approaches her and is frank with her, asking "Would you dance with me?" Filled with excitement, she yells "Would I?!" Without missing a beat, the man retorts: "BIG NOSE BIG NOSE BIG NOSE!!!"
Blondes don't really give two shits about jokes like that, at least not any blonde people I have met. I'm sure you pranced around like a trollfaced douchebag and incessantly made dumb girl jokes you would eventually get in trouble with HR. However (and follow me here, I know it's a difficult concept) people get offended about racist jokes, you ...
3.9M subscribers in the RoastMe community. Roasting (v.) - To humorously mock or humiliate someone with a well-timed joke, diss or comeback.
The nut salesman say, "Not at all sir. If you'll notice, I have a large nose. Thank you for not making fun of me for that." The man with the hairlip says, "thaths your nothes? I thought it was your dick your nuths are so high!"
25K votes, 6.2K comments. 4.5M subscribers in the RoastMe community. Roasting (v.) - To humorously mock or humiliate someone with a well-timed joke…
27M subscribers in the Jokes community. The funniest sub on Reddit. Hundreds of jokes posted each day, and some of them aren't even reposts!