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A mother parrot in a cage is teaching her three children to say, "Polly want a cracker." The first two kids, Patrick and Patricia, do so after some effort, but Peter boldly refuses, pointing at a framed photo of his dad he states, "I don't want a cracker! I wanna be a sailor, like me pop."
Why did the turkey start a band? He had drumsticks! Both kids and adults will harvest some Turkey Day laughter with these 100 Thanksgiving jokes.
These funny knock knock jokes are perfect for kids, teens, adults and anyone else looking for a laugh. Find hilarious knee-slappers for the whole family. 150 knock-knock jokes that are a real hoot
If dark humor jokes make you giggle, you'll be happy to know that we've gathered a collection of bad-but-good one-liners that'll make you cringe and snicker at the same time.
The term cracker was in use during the Elizabethan era to describe braggarts and blowhards. The original root of this is the Middle English word crack, meaning "entertaining conversation" (which survives as a verb, as in "to crack a joke"); the noun in the Gaelicized spelling craic also retains currency in Ireland and to some extent in Scotland and Northern England, in a sense of 'fun' or ...
Do NOT click on the big red button. Not under any circumstances! As an old story goes: The little boy's mother was going off to the market. She worried about her son, who was always up to some mischief.
Celebrate April Fools' Day with a funny prank and one of these silly jokes inspired by spring, trickery and tomfoolery. Find short one-liners and corny puns. 65 April Fools' jokes that are stupid ...
Because of his involvement with the episode, "Simpson Safari" contains several "classic" Swartzwelder-type jokes, according to staff writer Matt Selman. Examples of these include the cover of the Animal Cracker box and Homer and Dr. Joan Bushwell's discussion about the smell of feces in the doctor's hut.