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Peter asks Quagmire to tell him the joke, which he finds so funny that he involuntarily defecates in his pants, much to his embarrassment. Realizing this, Joe and Quagmire play a series of pranks on him, making him soil himself by repeating the punchline to him (even defecating in bed, infuriating Lois, after being told the joke in a dream ...
A reluctant Joe and his agent Blake Walker enlist Peter to become the "face" of the pen name. When interviewed by Tom Tucker, his humorous pokes at the handicapped get under Joe's skin while the fans find it funny. Joe confronts Peter over his angle on the book, but Peter uses the threat of the publisher's support and Joe quits the project.
Joe and Quagmire search for weapons while Brian spies on Peter, but by the time Joe and Quagmire return, Brian and Peter have bonded so that Brian warns Peter and they try to escape but the others intercept them. As Joe fires toward Peter, Brian jumps in front of Peter to sacrifice himself for him. Peter picks up and cries over Brian's dead body.
Madame Claude then determines that Joe was once an octopus whose tentacles were bitten off by a shark, and Quagmire was Jack the Ripper. After Peter suggests that he was a strawberry in a past life, Claude reads Peter's palm, she discovers that he was Griffin Peterson, the supposed founder of Quahog where the previously mentioned history of ...
Joe is bragging to the gang about his sexual exploits with Bonnie when Cleveland returns to Quahog and shows up at the Drunken Clam. Cleveland takes a round of somewhat good-natured ribbing over The Cleveland Show and its many faults, including the show's logo looking like a "purple penis"; the show (which has an African-American main cast) being written by white writers; the series having no ...
Peter, Joe, and Cleveland accompany Quagmire to a sex shop called Pornoslavia. Peter buys an erotic book entitled Much Ado About Humping and finds it disappointing. Peter writes a letter to the author, including an example of what he would consider a better writing style for an erotic novel, which impresses his friends when he reads it to them.
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The assigned secret ingredient for their dishes is butter. During a montage, Joe and Quagmire focus on cooking while Cleveland and Peter play around. Joe eventually destroys Quagmire's cooking supplies, sealing his defeat. Peter, seeing this, has a sudden change of heart and devours his meal for Quagmire to achieve victory.