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  2. Every time you masturbate... God kills a kitten - Wikipedia

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    "Every time you masturbate... God kills a kitten " is the caption of an image created by Chris Darden on the Fark website in 2002 that quickly became an internet meme . [ 1 ] [ 2 ] The image features a kitten being chased by two Domo , the animated mascot of Japanese public broadcaster NHK , and has the tagline "Please, think of the kittens ...

  3. Republican Jesus - Wikipedia

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    Christ by Heinrich Hofmann, 1889, digitally edited to include a MAGA Cap.. Republican Jesus or GOP Jesus is a meme satirizing Republican socially conservative and libertarian Christians whose values appear antithetical to the Gospels, [1] a Jesus who "loves borders, guns, unborn babies, and economic prosperity and hates homosexuality, taxes, welfare, and universal healthcare", [2] and for whom ...

  4. John 16 - Wikipedia

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    John 16 is the sixteenth chapter of the Gospel of John in the New Testament of the Christian Bible.It records Jesus' continued Farewell Discourse to his disciples, set on the last night before his crucifixion.

  5. 5 memes and viral moments that defined the 2024 election - AOL

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    Vice President Harris, former President Trump, and other politicians have been the subject of viral memes during the election cycle, with highlights including "Brat summer," "childless cat ladies ...

  6. Arrest of Jesus - Wikipedia

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    The arrest of Jesus was a pivotal event in Christianity recorded in the canonical gospels.It occurred shortly after the Last Supper (during which Jesus gave his final sermon), and immediately after the kiss of Judas, which is traditionally said to have been an act of betrayal since Judas made a deal with the chief priests to arrest Jesus.

  7. Humiliation of Christ - Wikipedia

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    Jesus stated that no prophet was accepted in his own town. [7] The people were filled with wrath and tried to kill him. Christ was put to shame for doing miracles such as casting demons out of men. Jesus was rejected by his own people in favour of Barabbas, a criminal. [8] He was then spat upon, beaten and mocked by the Roman soldiers. [9]

  8. Penitent thief - Wikipedia

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    Two men were crucified at the same time as Jesus, one on his right and one on his left, [10] which the Gospel of Mark interprets as fulfillment of the prophecy of Isaiah 53:12 ("And he was numbered with the transgressors"). [11] According to the Gospels of Matthew and Mark, respectively, both of the thieves mocked Jesus; [12] Luke, however ...

  9. Samuel L. Jackson Says ‘A Time to Kill’ Cut Scenes ... - AOL

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    Samuel L. Jackson told The Times last year that he deserved to win the Oscar for best supporting actor over Martin Landau (“Ed Wood”) at the 1995 Academy Awards. In a new interview with ...

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