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  2. You have two cows - Wikipedia

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    Fascism: If you have two cows, you keep the cows and give the milk to the Government; then the government sells you some milk. New Dealism: If you have two cows, you shoot one and milk the other; then you pour the milk down the drain. Nazism: If you have two cows, the Government shoots you and keeps the cows. Capitalism: If you have two cows ...

  3. 38 animal jokes that will have you roaring with laughter - AOL

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    From one quick search on the internet, you’ll find that there is no shortage of animal jokes. For example, you’ve probably already heard about the chicken who crossed the road.

  4. Cow tipping - Wikipedia

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    Cow tipping is the purported activity of sneaking up on any unsuspecting or sleeping upright cow and pushing it over for entertainment. The practice of cow tipping is generally considered an urban legend [ 1 ] and stories of such feats viewed as tall tales . [ 2 ]

  5. Farmers really do feed their cows Skittles -- here's why - AOL

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    Here's what candy debris looks like before it gets mixed in with feed. Source: Paul Octavious "At first I was offended by the thought," of cows eating candy, Janeen Hall Cole, a dairy farmer at ...

  6. Alp (folklore) - Wikipedia

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    Alpe are also similarly blamed for minor illnesses and milking cows dry, for they enjoy the taste of cow's milk as well. The Alp, in many cases, is considered a demon, but there have been some instances in which the Alp is created from the spirits of recently dead relatives, more akin to a spirit or ghost.

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  8. Cow tools - Wikipedia

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    A real-life recreation of "Cow Tools" shared on social media. The cartoon's anti-humor has made it a popular subject for Internet memes.. Immediately upon the cartoon's publication, Chronicle Features, which syndicated The Far Side, was inundated with queries from readers and newspaper editors seeking an explanation of the cartoon.

  9. cowsay - Wikipedia

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    cowsay is a program that generates ASCII art pictures of a cow with a message. [2] It can also generate pictures using pre-made images of other animals, such as Tux the Penguin, the Linux mascot. It is written in Perl. There is also a related program called cowthink, with cows with thought bubbles rather than speech bubbles.