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The funniest sub on Reddit. Hundreds of jokes posted each day, and some of them aren't even reposts! Join our discord: https://discord.gg/jokes
The joke should fit into one sentence. Generally, if your joke would be more funny if it was written into more than one sentence, its probably not a oneliner. Friends of Oneliners
And some slightly vulgar one (or more) liners: So I was jacking this guy off the other day, and the son of a bitch tried to kiss me. I punched him square in the jaw. Pretty sure that dude was gay. A six-year-old walked in on me rubbing one out the other day, and asked me what I was doing. "Masturbating....you'll be doing it soon enough."
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What movies have the best one-liners? What movies have you watched that have funny one-liners? I thought I would ask this question because I've been recently watching the older James Bond movies, and they have many humorous one-liners and wondered what other films have them. Also, are there any one-liners that you find particularly amusing in ...
Im interested in the best one liners to get her attention straight away. Non of this 'Hey' or 'Hello' bullshit, whats a good first line to get things…
I love yelling one liners as we scream into the fires of hell. Give me your best one liners so I can can use them in glorious defense of our Liberty! "Come on you apes you wanna live forever?!"" I love the smell of napalm in the morning. ""The only good bug/bot is a DEAD ONE" "See you on the other side, gentlemen"
I'd love to hear other readers' favourite one-line quote(s) as well! Please post the quote, the title of the work, and the name of the author. Share Add a Comment
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