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A lady is setting off to have a round of golf after a series of lessons with the club pro. 15 minutes after leaving the clubhouse, she returns looking a little flustered and upset. “What’s wrong” says the golf pro realising she’d only been gone a short time. “I’ve been stung be a bee” she said. “Where did it sting you” asked ...
First time I played Bandon, my caddie took me through a long iron approach shot. Told me where to aim and to try to land it just short of the green and feed it to the hole. Maybe a three minute conversation as I listened to him explain the nuance of links golf. I stepped up and topped the ball 20 yards. Caddie says “good talk” and walked away.
George had been playing golf for more than twenty years and, to tell the truth, he was addicted to it. He was so intent on getting in his weekly eighteen holes that he would be seriously upset if the course was closed down due to some trifling physical event such as baseball‑sized hail, heavy lightning or earthquakes.
Jesus and Moses are golfing in heaven. Moses goes first, hits a decent shot that lands close to the green. Jesus steps up and hits the ball, which bounces off a tree, skims over lily pads across the water, off the back of an eagle flying by, and then somehow rolls right onto the green and into the cup for a hole in
I’m a caddie so I spend a lot of time with new groups and hearing different jokes. Certain jokes are more appropriate for certain audiences. My favorite one is when I’ve got a good group of guys having fun probably drinking and playing for a few days and 1 guy steps off to take relief in a bush or on a tree.
A woman walks into the clubhouse visibly flustered, looks to one of the course staff members and says, "My golf game continues to get worse and I can't figure out why." She then says, "Not to mention, a bee stung me out on the course." The staff member then asks where the bee stung her, to which she replies, "between the 1st and 2nd hole."
A place for discussing Disc Golf on the internet. Members Online Mural of the world's best FPO disc golfer, Kristin Tattar, at Raeküla Disc Golf Course near the city of Pärnu in Estonia.
The golf pro tells the man, "hold the club like you hold your wife's tits and swing again". The man hits the ball again and it goes 250 yards and he is amazed. The wife then gets on the tee and hits the ball and it goes about 75 yards. The golf pro then says, "hold the club like you hold your husbands dick".
Bill was playing golf one afternoon with his wife, Emma, and hit a nasty slice off the second tee – landing in an impossible lie in front of the greenkeeper’s shed. Being helpful, his wife suggested “No need to take a penalty shot darling, just open both the front and back doors and push the tractor out.
Bill, Stan, Fred and Charlie are playing their usual round on Sunday morning. Suddenly, on the ninth hole Charlie drops dead of a heart attack.