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John Madden: Now see, what he's trying to do by sending this message, is have sex with the girl that he's sending the message to. He's hoping that she'll react positively to the message he sent and that will give him a signal that she wants to have sex with him. Reminds me of critical pegnuin0. Maybe she reads reddit.
You’re now 1 year older, congrats. Have fun with your new year of life! Congratulations on your 21st orbit around the flaming ball of plasma. Enjoy drinking fermented wheat. Idk if you should do this, bc he was pissed and it made him late for work, but in college we wrote things like “happy f ckin birthday”, “haha you’re old ...
Amusing Happy Birthday Videos. r/happybirthdayvideos: A place to share videos of people wishing happy birthday to others.
Happy Birthday! A wise man once said, “Forget about your past, you cannot change it”. I’d like to add: “Forget about your present, I didn’t get you one”. Happy Birthday to a [Mom/Dad] who’s smart and funny and good looking, from a [daughter/son] who inherited all your best qualities. It’s OK to light the candles on your birthday ...
funny Happy Birthday BITCH: 1 com-5 pts: 25 dys: gifs This gif sums up why i'll never be invited to birthday parties anymore: 109 coms: 525 pts: 27 dys: funny Happy Birthday: 11 coms: 8 pts: 27 dys: gifs This is how I feel about people who abuse their cakeday: 10 coms: 23 pts: 1 mo: funny How a Cake Day on reddit really feels.
europai. •. Disney World used to have an alien encounter ride. They ended up having to close it down and remodeled with Lilo & Stitch because it was legitimately frightening. It terrified my brother so bad that they had to shut everything down to remove him. He was screaming and crying at the top of his lungs. Wish they would have kept it though.
Feliz navidad. OP just said an "alternative" to Happy Birthday, not a translation. One person says Happy Birthday, I alternatively choose to say Feliz Navidad. The birthday boy may be confused as to why I am saying it, but it is nonetheless an alternative phrase I can say.
When people wished me happy birthday I would respond "xx years and I've only made it down the hall!" 4. meowish101. • 10 yr. ago. I'll let you know how happy i am after i figure out the cost of your gift! 5. BrownsFanZ. • 10 yr. ago. It's the day I celebrated rubbing my face against my moms vagina.
Pretty sure a woman with huge breasts with a shirt/bra that said happy and birthday on said breasts would be the greatest (Disclaimer only for those that admire/enjoy huge boobs) 1.6K votes, 58 comments. 22M subscribers in the gifs community. "GIFs" is officially pronounced with a hard "J".
In german we don't say "happy birthday" we say, "Hey Fettsack, du bist ganz schön alt geworden und siehst immer noch scheiße aus!" Which basically translates to "you are a wonderful person and I am glad to have you in my life for another year!"