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  2. 115 Funny Quotes for When You Need a Good Laugh - AOL

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    I want people to be afraid of how much they love me." — Michael Scott, The Office. "People say money is not the key to happiness, but I have always figured, if you have enough money, you can ...

  3. 134 funny quotes that will literally make you laugh out loud

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    Funny Quotes. “My friends tell me I have an intimacy problem. But they don’t really know me.”. — Garry Shandling. “People can’t drive you crazy if you don’t give them the keys ...

  4. These Funny and Clean Christian Jokes Can Be Enjoyed by ... - AOL

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    RELATED: Funny Science Jokes That'll Make You Laugh Harder Than Nitrous Oxide. 6. What do you call a sleepwalking nun? A roamin' Catholic. 7. Why did the priest giggle during his homily? He had ...

  5. List of proverbial phrases - Wikipedia

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    Every dog has his day [a] Every Jack has his Jill [a] Every little bit helps [a] Every man for himself (and the Devil take the hindmost) [a] Every man has his price [a] Every picture tells a story [a] Every stick has two ends [a] Everybody wants to go to heaven but nobody wants to die [a] Everyone has their price.

  6. Cart before the horse - Wikipedia

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    Cart before the horse. The expression cart before the horse is an idiom or proverb used to suggest something is done contrary to the natural or normally effective sequence of events. [1] A cart is a vehicle that is ordinarily pulled by a horse, so to put the cart before the horse is an analogy for doing things in the wrong order. [2]

  7. You can't have your cake and eat it - Wikipedia

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    The proverb literally means "you cannot simultaneously retain possession of a cake and eat it, too". Once the cake is eaten, it is gone. It can be used to say that one cannot have two incompatible things, or that one should not try to have more than is reasonable. The proverb's meaning is similar to the phrases "you can't have it both ways" and ...

  8. 50 Funny Coffee Quotes That Keep the Laughs Brewing - AOL

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    Jackie Chan. 2. “I like coffee because it gives me the illusion that I might be awake.”—. Lewis Black. 3. “Never trust anyone who doesn’t drink coffee.”—. AJ Lee. 4. “Science may ...

  9. Proverbidioms - Wikipedia

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    Proverbidioms. Proverbidioms is a 1975 oil painting by American artist T. E. Breitenbach depicting over 300 common proverbs, catchphrases, and clichés such as "You are what you eat", "a frog in the throat", and "kicked the bucket". It is painted on a 45 by 67 inch wooden panel and was completed in 1975 after two years work, when the artist was ...